To: Justin Michael Brooks
From: The Landlord
Date: August 25, 2006
Re: Eviction Notice
Mr. Brooks -This blog entry serves as your offical eviction notice from the following residence: The Uterus c/o Melissa Sue Brooks
You have 14 days to evict the premises, taking all of your belongings with you (fluid, placenta, blood, fat stores, and anything else you may have accumulated over the past 9 months). Failure to leave said premises by September 8th will result in a punishment to one of your relatives, your father, Robert Alan Brooks. Early departure from your residence is also quite acceptable and welcomed.Cooperation with this request is sincerely appreciated.
Sincerely,
The Landlord (aka Your Mom)
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